Lyndsey's Guys

It's a well known fact that I have no love life. My prudish ways, intense dislike of physical contact (even my parents and friends are not always allowed to hug me), as well as my natural distrust of the male gender leads to this life of being single.
However, there are guys that make even ME, the stone-hearted stoic, go weak at the knees. Let's list these future hubbies, in no particular order of course.

Tim Curry:
Ah, Curry. What would I do without you? Whether you are a sweet transvestite or a spooky clown, a wacky butler or a swashbuckling pirate, you still retain your enjoyable charm and over-the-top personality. Gotta love the Curry.



 

Alton Brown: This guy is great. He's a nerd, he's a nut, and he's a chef with a sense of humor. I LOVE nerdy guys, so whenever I see this nerd-of-all-nerds, it's not really so surprising that my teenage heart goes a-pitter patter I would SO marry this guy in a heartbeat.

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Alan Rickman: What do I say? He's ALAN RICKMAN. Every time I see him, I turn into a drooling, incomprehensible mess of fan-girly-ness. He's just SOOO so so so... (what, Lyndsey, what? Talented? Successful? Hot?) ALL THREE, but that's not all. It's all in the voice. THE VOICE!!! *drools* Don't believe me? Then click on this link.

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OK, those are the real life guys I love. Now it's time for ANIME GUYS!!! WOO-hoo!!!

Zero Kiryuu, from Vampire Knight: He's brooding, he's sullen. He's (dare I say it) a little bit emo. AND tragic, AND dramatic, and HOT. And a vampire. *drools* Yes, his counterpart, Kaname Kuran, is also hot, but for me it was always Team Zero.

 

Alucard, from Hellsing: There seems to be a trend with me and anime vampire guys. This guy... he's something else. Deadly, dangerous, SCARY... and irresistible. so alluring and mysterious. But the real seller for me is the gasping/sighing sound he makes before he bites people. So spooky, so evil... so attractive. And we mustn't forget that Alucard is really Dracula spelled backwards. (I was so proud of myself when I figured that one out...)

L from Death Note: Yes, yes, I know. EVERYBODY loves L. But there's a reason! L IS AWESOME! He's socially awkward, he never wears shoes, he constantly eats sugar, he's a genius, he's a TOTAL NERD... and he's simply perfect. For me, quirky=wonderful, and this monkey of a guy is just that: Mr. Wonderful.

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And now time for other characters! (Hey, not all romances you have NEED to be non-fictional...)

Dustfinger from Inkheart: I've loved this guy since I was a little kid. He's scrappy, tough, and definitely out of his element. One thing's for sure: This is not his world. A fire dancer AND an animal lover, this guy melted my heart.

I've already mentioned Alan Rickman, so I suppose it's not necessary to mention that I've loved Snape since I was eleven years old. Let us move on to...

And finally, last but certainly not least, my fictional romance with  Zack Addy from Bones: This guy is great. He's adorable, smart, young, and a troublemaker.

    


  

And those are all the guys I love. Stick around; my review for A Great and Terrible Beauty should be up by tomorrow, if not sooner.